I am training my cat to be a killer.

My black velvet puma will have skills.

Colleen cropped my hair.

Its a liberating feeling.

And now I can put glue in it and make it do cool things.

Fuck yeah.

I went to a party with mohawks and drugs

and actually came home at a reasonable hour,

but I just couldnt sleep.

So here I am, waiting for the sun to come out.

My hair smells like a rotten ashtray

Its prime time for listening to the Misfits.

That girl just fucked her boyfriend in the backseat of his car

For two hours.

Yeah, that crazy bitch over there.

She cant even walk right because her thighs are sore

And her heels are slippery on the ice.

You better be careful on that pavement, Sunshine.

Francine thinks that Christmas sucks.

Especially when she spends it alone.

And now I will post some art.

Here is a painting I did inspired by Teaa and Casey:

And here is one inspired by Marc Quinn and Mummified Heads:

I will post more once I have a working camera/scanner.

Be excited.

So I woke up this morning with a sickness
This runny nose, just clear watery liquid
It wont stop dripping
And its really gross and making me feel like shit
I cant sleep
Im blaming it on the kid I babysat yesterday